The Affiliate Marketing War On Drugs
Posted on November 21st, 2008 in Affiliate Marketing, Funny
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As many of you know, “fulfillment issues” have been plagueing acai berry diet offers lately which have caused massive acai berry shortages in many south american countries. This is causing thousands of south american farmers to chop down their expensive cocaine plants and plant acai berry trees to fuel the huge demand brought on by stupid, insecure americans and canadians who believe eating some kind of blueberry suppliment will help them lose weight.
As you can see in the before/after pictures below, the same people harvesting cocaine are now growing Acai.
Before:
After:
Just look how much more gangsta they are standing behind their fresh bushels of acai berry. As affiliate marketers you can all keep your heads high and rest easy knowing that you’re doing your part in the war on drugs.
Keep it real.
November 21st, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Ya for us!
November 21st, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Im thinking about crushing my acai pills and snorting it just to keep the drug market going
November 21st, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Fucking eh.
November 21st, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I snorted crushed Acai off a hookers ass with Ryan Eagle.
November 21st, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Is this for real?
November 21st, 2008 at 5:54 pm
Lucky for us we are running acai without caps WOOT!
November 21st, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I’m very proud of you all for doing your part in the “War on Drugs.”
Nick’s Dad
November 21st, 2008 at 8:19 pm
hopefully the berries will be ready for when the acai craze dies! lol
November 21st, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Uh…. No. But still pretty funny if not racist.
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
South america isnt a race, dipshit.
November 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 am
1-866 Fuck Ya!!!
November 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Guerrilla Warfare (Now With Acai Extract)
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:20 pm
I am M.L. That is my basket.
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
fucking genius!
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:25 pm
I knew I was helping someone promoting all those berries. Now I can feel warm and fuzzy inside.
November 23rd, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Pick more berries, so I can make more money, so I can buy more coke, so I can pick more berries, so I can make more money, so I can buy more coke, so I can pick more berries, so I can make more money, so I can buy more coke, so I can pick more berries, so I can make more money, so I can buy more coke, so I can pick more berries…
November 26th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
can’t you install akismet for this blog instead of that crappy captcha? or if you make so much money hire a virtual assistant to approve your comments.
anyway..
the formula to success is..
1. find non-poisonous plant-based product that people in the US have not been heavily exposed to
2. claim miraculous health benefits (the placebo effect on ANYTHING is more than enough to create testimonials and create buzz)
3. setup cheesy marketing and sell this product as a subscription
This is nothing new, but it sure is effective!!
November 27th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
ever tried snorting a blueberry? hurts like a mother fucker
December 1st, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Now thats Gangstah!
December 5th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Can some teach me how to be a acai gangsta ?