The Retards Category

Stop Ruining The Internet, Mahalo. That’s My Job.

Having recently conquered the storyline of Grand Theft Auto IV for Xbox 360, Nickycakes was interested in learning some of what he had missed in his days, nay, weeks of reclusive gameplay obsession. No problem, a quick search of google will surely return some highly relevant results to clue any user in on the game [...]

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Rental Man – Douchebag Marketing

Last night, Nickycakes was able to get awesome tickets with his buddies in LA to the first game of the Lakers conference finals vs the Spurs. The seats were like 15 rows back, and it was one of the best games the Cakes has ever watched. The Lakers came back from a 20 point deficit [...]

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Hypocritical Morons vs. Joel Comm

Nickycakes would like to start this fun little article out by letting you know who Joel Comm is. He’s a walking infomercial. Visiting his site (which isn’t even worth a linkback) will present you with 6 different e-products with pictures superimposed onto a box of some sort, to make it look like it’s an actual [...]

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AffSpy: Epic Failboat

  Affspy launched it’s private beta last month at Affiliate Summit. The service was hyped by uberaffiliate in january, back when people still thought he posted useful information, so it had a little buzz going. But in the end, just like most overhyped services like izea ranks, blogrush, ttz media, agloco, etc, it’s just that, [...]

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Learn PPC Without Spamming Nickycakes

Ok, so Nickycakes doesn’t mind being contacted on aim/msn/whatever, otherwise he wouldn’t put his contact information on this site. But sometimes, things get a little out of hand. It’s really hard to walk every newb through step by step how to make money with PPC. Some people even go so far as to offer half [...]

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