ASE Fishing Cruise w/ Advaliant and Cakes Contest
Posted on June 25th, 2008 in Affiliate Marketing, Retards
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Ok, here’s the deal. Advaliant is having this fishing cruise trip in Boston on Saturday, Aug 9, which is the day before ASE officially begins. They invited a bunch of their top affiliates and it looks like it’s gonna be a really good time. It’s pretty much going to be an all day thing. They pick you up at the conf hotel at around 11, shuttle everyone to Plum Island which is near Newburyport, MA, a beautiful spot about 45 mins north of Boston. There will be a 4 hour fishing cruise/whale watching/drinking thing, followed by dinner in Newburyport. Then everyone will get shuttled back to the hotel around 10, just in time to go hit up the club with Cakes.
Anyway, there are a few spots left and they asked Nickycakes if he would either suggest some people to fill the spots or come up with a contest. Having made so many friends in the industry lately, it seems wrong to play favorites, so it’s gonna be a contest.
This time around, though, it won’t be based on performance. You will have to be signed up to Advaliant, although you don’t need to be referred by me or anything, they will just need your contact information if you win. But you should be signed up to them anyway because they are so rad. Click here to do so.
Contest Rules:
- Go to digital point forums, find the most retarded post on the forum, and leave it as a comment here.
- Be sure to use your correct email when posting the comment so Nickycakes can get ahold of you if you win.
- Winners will be decided by vote in a week or so after the Cakes installs some decent wordpress voting plugin.
- Feel free to participate even if you can’t make it to the cruise, just make a note of that in your comment.
Have fun, keep it real.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Example
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“Title:
How to Increase site in Google?
Post:
Hello Webmasters,
This is my site : http://www.*******.com
Give me suggestion after review my site, how can i increase site fast in Google.
what i m working for this site to increase sort time in Google.
I hope u will Best Idea and Suggestion to me.”
June 25th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Yo nicky, I’d be happy to participate if Advaliant would want to pay my plane ticket
June 25th, 2008 at 8:40 am
I would compete, but I’ll be there anyways
June 25th, 2008 at 9:23 am
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=168807
SUP3RNOVA
Three Cheers for Slave Labor!
We all know that directory life at times can get…oh insanely boring and torturous (submissions, META tagging, more submissions). What I’ve done, I recommend you all to try and do, because it makes life easier, and you don’t have to pay someone on the net a lot of money to do it.
Recruit siblings/children! haha
My two little sisters (16 and 14) love thinking that they’re my “secretaries”. My one sister is submitting 3 sites to Dan’s list for $25, and my other sister is META tagging my directory (700+ categories) for $20ish. Job training takes about 5 minutes because it’s so easy, so I don’t have to invest much into it.
This thread really has no point, it’s just funny how they like doing this stuff. And I’m not doing anything “wrong”, because they aren’t complaining about the wage.
Anyone else use similar tactics?
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June 25th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Not going to ASE but I headed over to DP to find something funny. Anyway, I couldn’t stand searching through that shitty forum so I’ll just read the great responses.
Cool contest and woot to Advaliant.
June 25th, 2008 at 10:43 am
That’s a shame I won’t make it to ASE, I could show you guys a thing or two about fishing.
See you all in Vegas!
June 25th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Title: “is it possible to get Targeted visitors through PPC”
Post: I have few sites related to travel, health and many others.
Now i want to do PPC for my sites.
Can i get targeted visitors and increase my online business.
Link: http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=903075
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Wow, didn’t even have to search for a long while.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
how do my blog tarffic and hit ?
my blog http://video-monitor.blogspot.com a but not hit and traffic, how do me ? I want do my blog very hit and traffic, but no taffic and users…
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link: http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=878931
June 25th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
It Was a toss up….
#1
Title: Good Idea?
Post:
If I write an e-book of how to have free tv for ever, do you think it will sell?
#2
Title: Investors Needed - Project Launching Soon!
Post:
Hello Everyone,
We are looking for an investor to invest $150 into our company. We are planning a launch of Mid-July and are in need of further investment.
We are about to launch a network of websites (8 websites), and are planning to expand that network to contain 25 websites once established.
The earning potential is incredible, and you would earn your investment back after the first month of business
Please post here if you are interested, or send me a PM
Thanks
June 25th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
@Jeremy - 2nd one wins hands down. F-ing retard.
June 25th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
“Title: Guys What is Adsense
Post: Guyz I just heard that can earn some $ due to adsense
Can u guysz just explain me what is adsense!!…What to do to earn money!!!
is it a site or warez”
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=893259
…I wish I could take full credit for this, but elime was the first to share this beauty on wickedfire.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:44 am
I’d enter the contest but I already got a place. See you guys there!
June 26th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Topic: My Affiliate Program - How Can I advertise it?
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=900161
Tcm9669 Tcm9669 is offline
Recent Blog: How To Drive Traffic To Your Website - The Basics
Tauren
Tcm9669
Well, with PPC I pay per click, but that doesn’t mean that the click will bring me an affiliate or an advertiser? Won’t it?
Isn’t there something that, if they make a sale from their site they get paid? It’s like an affiliation, but in PPC I pay per click, and I would like to pay per sale.. is there something like that?
June 27th, 2008 at 12:22 am
i dont think i can compete. these are all winners in my book
June 27th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
I’ll be in Hilton Head on Aug 9th, so I wouldn’t be able to go; but I thought I’d post one anyways.
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=907243
Title: How do I make an ebook
Post:
I am wanting to make an ebook/cd-rom of a legal book that I have written and own the rights to. I want the readers to be able to search by keywords or phrases, can anyone tell me if there is a program that I can buy that will do this for me? I may opt to just have some software written but I really do not want to spend that much for this right now. Can anyone give any suggestions? Basically if you have ever seen the BIble on cd is what I am wanting to do but I want to be ale to redistribute the software. Any help is appreciated.
June 28th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Just signed up with Advaliant.
Title:
I know how and why Google visit my site.
Post:
Why google visit my site was puzzling me for a long time.
It is a trick. Do the following steps.
step1: go to http://www.google.com
step2: put your site URL (no http :// ) important: do not use http ://
step3: click “I’m feeling lucky” to submit search
step4: you got a very high opportunity that browser will appear your site as a result
step5: go to check your web site refferer you will find google visit your site.
Now you can try your friend’s sites. Say google is interested in their sites.
cheers…. good reps for me if you like it …….
June 28th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Annnd the link
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=908210
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I think nate wins.