Affiliate Summit West 2010 Recap Part 2: The Parties
Oh man. The parties this year were indeed off the hook. Nickycakes had this grand scheme in his head that he was going to hit up all of them, but that plan never really worked out. He also left his camera in the car for most of it so wasn’t able to get a whole ton of pictures. Luckily, there were other people taking photos, including Steve Hall who somehow manages to get awesome photos of every party he goes to at all the shows. If you’re having a party, it’s pretty much essential to invite Steve if you want good party pics.
One thing Nickycakes needs to mention. A HUUUUUGE thanks to Neverblue and Plenty of Fish for funding and putting the Nickycakes/PPC.bz party together. Especially Neverblue. Many people said it was one of the best parties ever at a conference, and that is pretty accurate. If you want to get invited to the next Neverblue sponsored event then your best bet is to sign up with them at least so you can beg your affiliate manager for an invite when the time comes.
Here is a rundown of the parties Nickycakes was able to make it to or was supposed to go to but was only able to get pictures of:
Nickycakes/PPC.BZ/Neverblue/PoF Paper Clique Jump Off
Affiliate marketing parties are generally sausage fests. 99% of the females in the industry work at affiliate networks, and when you have a party sponsored by affiliate networks, it is often impossible to invite these females to said party. A lot of the affiliates have hot girlfriends that they could bring, but they generally don’t want to take a girlfriend to Vegas, especially not on a business trip. Understandable. To make up for it, most parties in the industry generally have hired models to sit around and look pretty and chat with people, whatever. This party, however, had a decent number of non-hired girls…quite a surprise.


brit looks different somehow

nice view
In addition to the surprising appearance of actual girls at the internet nerd party, most of Nicky’s boys showed up at some point during the evening.


the crew that shall remain nameless

barmannn

nickycakes paid this guy an undisclosed amount later in the night to jump fully clothed into the pool. including the hat.
And probably the best part of the whole thing was the dj and rappers including the e-famous Ytcracker, Rob Hustle and Mic Davice. The latter two performed at the Nickycakes/PPC.bz Ad:Tech San Fran party. For those who don’t think you’ve heard of Ytcracker, let Nickycakes refresh your memory with this classic:
Anyway, here are some pics of the performance. Most people came thinking these guys would be some kind of joke, but they have serious skills. Not kidding.

Rob Hustle

Ytcracker, nerdy south records, stc

nickycakes, mic davice, ytcracker, rob hustle
Again, huge thanks to Neverblue and Plenty of Fish for sponsoring and letting everyone enjoy the best party of the conference.
Rest of the parties that night
no idea. the a4d one was supposed to be awesome, but being at a strip club and all, no pictures surfaced as of yet anyway.
Monday Night
Mundo Media Party
Mundo Media is a relatively new network and they had their party in the Palms Suite that has the bowling alley inside. Nickycakes didn’t stay for too long but it looked like fun and they had a bunch of hired girls dressed in very little being entertaining. Heres the only pic he got from there:

famous on the internet
As you can see, this is maybe the only picture in existence where Ian Fernando is not aiming his pointer directly at the camera. He did, however, manage to get the rest of his fingers pointed at the camera so that counts for something. The guy on the far right is some dude whos mom harasses nickycakes on facebook all day making inappropriate remarks, etc. The usual.
Cx Digital
Well, they had a party too, but Nickycakes didn’t stay very long cause the music was pretty awful. They had a bunch of girls airbrushed doing crazy circus acts at some point, although Nicky missed all that. His requests for pictures of the party went unanswered so there are none to post. Sorry CX.
Azoogle/Epic Advertising
So Azoogle went all out with their party and got the biggest suite on the top floor and hired about 50 playboy and other models to hang out at the party. It was, however, packed with all the corporate douchebags that nobody wants to hang out with, so after taking some photos with some hotties Nicky bounced to go gamble and hang out with friends. Here are some quality pictures of this wholesome family event:

oh, hi



ric des, props for saying f-it and going swimming
And now for your ronery moment of zen:

john chow






Lol good wrap up.
That Mundo Media pic is funny, why so serious?
did you happen to bump into frank at the mundo party lol
i did!
cute chics, hot girls.. i wish i can get there someday..
HA you know you like my mom… Don’t deny it.
Nicky Cakes should’ve hung out with the GMB crew
) where he would have more fun than he would ever want
non-stop 4 days with playboy playmates, real & cool guys and some gorgeous strippers
)
yeah gene is a cool guy to hang out with, but i’m more of a fan of real girls than strippers
Is it just me or do porn stars and affiliate marketers just get along really well.
get money ho.
another excellent wrap-up from nickycakes. unfortunately no one caught photos of the Ryan Eagle / Shane Dollas death match.
Great pics. He sure does take good ones.
Good meeting you Cakes.
And Neverblue, you made up for not sending me the awesome bathrobe I wanted. Make that a party a tradition.
In the last pic.. it looks like John chow lying down on the bed after having hot sex with the another guy in the picture. lol.
no i think dave is running away
or fleeing the scene of the crime.
Nicky, nice seeing you again at the mundo party. It’s all good that you didn’t remember me, I didn’t remember myself by that point of the evening either!
Anyone who knows me well knows my memory is totally jacked.
chad change your name to tony hawk lol
u look like him
Nicky, that party was crazy. Thanks for putting it together!
JOHN CHOW BOMB
yo…
A4D was pretty good, but like most tech geeks, they guys talked to themselves vs strikin up a conversation with a hot girl or getting lap dances. affiliates are still cheap, no matter how much they make.
My GF was with me at the A4D. We had fun.
I do have some pretty decent pics of the CX party. If you want em, hit me up.
yep just aim me. need to talk to you about something else too!
John Chow chilling like a villain…
When I look at that last pic w/John Chow, I picture a thought bubble that says “I wanted to suck his neck
“
too bad you missed the biggest party of all
yes i heard it was fun
The ronery John Chow pic is priceless! Seriously, it’s a work of art.
Thanks for the nod on the pictures.
!!!!! whos the asian girl in the azoogle party picture?!