Advaliant Fishing Trip Contest Poll
Posted on July 2nd, 2008 in Affiliate Marketing, Uncategorized
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Ok, well the votes are in and Nickycakes found a crappy poll plugin for wordpress, so vote on the winner. If you didn’t see the contest, you can see it here. Here are all the entries with their corresponding #’s. You can vote at the bottom:
- Entry #1
SUP3RNOVA:
Three Cheers for Slave Labor!
We all know that directory life at times can get…oh insanely boring and torturous (submissions, META tagging, more submissions). What I’ve done, I recommend you all to try and do, because it makes life easier, and you don’t have to pay someone on the net a lot of money to do it.Recruit siblings/children! haha
My two little sisters (16 and 14) love thinking that they’re my “secretaries”. My one sister is submitting 3 sites to Dan’s list for $25, and my other sister is META tagging my directory (700+ categories) for $20ish. Job training takes about 5 minutes because it’s so easy, so I don’t have to invest much into it.
This thread really has no point, it’s just funny how they like doing this stuff. And I’m not doing anything “wrong”, because they aren’t complaining about the wage.
Anyone else use similar tactics?
- Entry #2
Title: “is it possible to get Targeted visitors through PPC”Post: I have few sites related to travel, health and many others.
Now i want to do PPC for my sites.
Can i get targeted visitors and increase my online business. - Entry #3
how do my blog tarffic and hit ?
my blog http://video-monitor.blogspot.com a but not hit and traffic, how do me ? I want do my blog very hit and traffic, but no taffic and users… - Entry #4
Title: Investors Needed - Project Launching Soon!
Post:Hello Everyone,We are looking for an investor to invest $150 into our company. We are planning a launch of Mid-July and are in need of further investment.
We are about to launch a network of websites (8 websites), and are planning to expand that network to contain 25 websites once established.
The earning potential is incredible, and you would earn your investment back after the first month of business
Please post here if you are interested, or send me a PM
Thanks
- Entry #5
Title: Guys What is Adsense
Post: Guyz I just heard that can earn some $ due to adsense
Can u guysz just explain me what is adsense!!…What to do to earn money!!!
is it a site or warez” - Entry #6
Well, with PPC I pay per click, but that doesn’t mean that the click will bring me an affiliate or an advertiser? Won’t it?Isn’t there something that, if they make a sale from their site they get paid? It’s like an affiliation, but in PPC I pay per click, and I would like to pay per sale.. is there something like that? - Entry #7
Title:
I know how and why Google visit my site.
Post:
Why google visit my site was puzzling me for a long time.It is a trick. Do the following steps.
step1: go to http://www.google.com
step2: put your site URL (no http :// ) important: do not use http ://
step3: click “I’m feeling lucky” to submit search
step4: you got a very high opportunity that browser will appear your site as a result
step5: go to check your web site refferer you will find google visit your site.
Now you can try your friend’s sites. Say google is interested in their sites.
cheers…. good reps for me if you like it …….
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July 3rd, 2008 at 5:17 pm
fk nicky I couldn’t pick a winner.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
I can’t pick, they are all unbelievably retarded.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I swear, it’s a tie between 1 through 7. Wow.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Wow my vote absolutely goes to 1. He should know that he’s paying his family LESS than you would pay some Indian from Bangalore…that’s just cold.
July 3rd, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Despite how much you dislike Uberaffiliate, his comment doesn’t belong with the rest. The others are on a completely different level.
Voted #7 because he asks for rep.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm
#7, Good god…
Sadder if he actually got reps.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I’ll vote for #1 if I can see some damn pictures. Who the hell is the wise guy submitting about jailbait without the required pics included?! What the hell is the web coming to if we can’t expect pics anymore when they are obviously required.
July 3rd, 2008 at 9:47 pm
#7 was simply amazing.
July 3rd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
#7
July 4th, 2008 at 9:57 am
#7. He’s not asking a questions like the other noobs. He’s stating something completely retarded as fact. WINNAR!
July 4th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
hahaha..hard to pick a winner but i’ll say #7 is the most creative one…
are you sure #5 was not posted by you?
July 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
If #1 is the nuber affiliate dude, then id have to say #1, however all of those are high quality DP posts any day of the week.
July 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
ya, #1 is gooberaffiliate
July 4th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
There is this phenomenon about non-English speakers yelling and demanding answers and help that I have noticed… has anyone else noticed it?
#5 is an example of it:
“Can u guysz just explain me what is adsense!!…What to do to earn money!!!
is it a site or warez”
Pretty funny.
July 4th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
#1 FTW.
July 4th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Number 4 - $150 investment for a network of 8 sites? Why are people on DP so retarded.
July 4th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
As the guy that submitted Entry #5, I give my vote to Entry #1 for exemplifying the uber-gayness typical of DP posts.
But #6 and #7 are pretty fckin funny.
July 4th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
haha, #7 made me laugh, it is a trick….
July 5th, 2008 at 12:44 am
#3 is just amazing & won my vote, I still can not figure out exactly what they want.
July 5th, 2008 at 3:42 am
I had to pick #4. #3 was more retarded but only because of the bad English.
#4 just sounded, at best, like a kid trying to take his lemonade stand public.
July 5th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Wow, #3 makes my head hurt when I read it.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
#7 got my vote.
He definitely deserved good reps.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:17 am
how do my blog tarffic and hit? LMFAO
Thanks for making me almost choke on my lunch. Good God, there are some morons out there.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I wonder if #7 has an ebook coming out soon I could buy?
Vic
July 7th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
To bad the submission’s proccress is done because I just had to share this one that I came across today:
crespoo:
“instead of making a landing page, u should redirect to the offer using a meta refresh….tht will drastically improve ur conversion….
though sometimes google adwords will slap ur ads,,, but atleast not for the first 3-4 hours….
so time ur campaign well….”
July 8th, 2008 at 9:41 am
motivational shit nicky. makes us all feel like the intelligent bunch of AM.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
You don’t have an option for “All of the Above”. I understand some people may not be fluent in English, and some mistakes are acceptable. Do not write a site in English with every other word spelled or punctuated incorrectly. Nothing makes me hit that red x faster. Either it was written by a 12 year old, or just typed in whatever language and thrown into a translater. It makes no sense. Or maybe I sould say, “sense it makes no”??
anyways
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July 10th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
“Do not write a site in English with every other word spelled or punctuated incorrectly. Nothing makes me hit that red x faster.”
Ha, i feel tempted to start a thread at DP asking if Hindi and Chinese can replace English as the default language of the site. Make it sound as serious as possible and then say “Rep me if you agree and please reply”