2007 Top 10 Worst Sites for Making Money Online
After much re-reading of old blogs and help from some other affiliate marketing peeps, the list has finally been completed. Nickycakes was tired of seeing all these top 10 lists of awesome stuff and decided to make a top 10 list of utter garbage. If your site is on this list, then get with the program, because you’re worthless.
Here we go:
#10 – Make Money Online With a 13 Year Old Kid
Ok, wow, great, you’re 13 and you have a website. You read every retarded thread on digital point, hacked up john chow’s theme, made it even more tacky with adsense, and added your own worthless e-book. WHO CARES. By the way, nice pic at the bottom of your page with you trying to look all serious like you actually matter. No idea how 700 odd retards actually got duped into subscribing to the RSS. Nickycakes literally tried for an hour to find a post with any useful information on this site. What did he come up with? Rehashed digital point threads. What a waste of time.
#9 – James Martell
This retard is the fat white version of john chow. Wow, how about you post some pics of cars in your header and a bunch of completely worthless words on your blog. You should be e-book ready in no time. I mean, can you seriously trust someone who’s head looks like a fat pineapple? There’s that retarded audio series you’re advertising on your blog, absolutely free of course if you subscribe to your spam list. Do you really think it’s worth it for some idiot to subscribe to your email list just so they can hear jabba the hut drone on for hours about backlink spamming?
More like $uper Worthless Blog. Nice cafepress t-shirt. Thats probably what every dude wants for christmas. Your retarded website logo on their shirt. Just another douche who likes to post a bunch of (probably fake) affiliate marketing stats but no real info on making money online. Do you honestly think that if you wear a “I <3 Affiliate Marketing” t-shirt that you will ever have a chance of…you know…reproducing with a female? Seriously dude, if you ever expect to get a girlfriend (which, from the looks of things, may not be a priority for you), then you might want to reconsider your wardrobe choices.
Who is Andrew Wee? Nickycakes will tell you who Andrew Wee is. He’s the author of the 7th worst online money making site currently on the internet. Dude, seriously, stop wasting so much time making worthless podcasts about nothing. Seriously, your last podcast was to answer the question of if it’s better to be “smart or rich” in internet marketing. Wow, could you pick a more retarded topic for a podcast? Could this stupidity possibly be topped? The answer is yes, you went on to actually elaborate on such a retarded topic, and in doing so, propelled yourself to the #7 spot on this list. Congratulations, moron.
#6 – Clickbooth
As far as [allegedly] scammy affiliate networks go, these guys take the cake. Nickycakes has never seen so many complaints about a network jacking publishers’ money. What these idiots [allegedly] do is let you earn a bunch of cash for the month, and then make up a bullshit excuse about how they think you’re sending them scam traffic, refuse to pay you, keep all the commissions for themselves[again...allegedly]. This thread pretty much sums up the level of customer dissatisfaction. Anyway, there is one good thing that has come out of clickbooth this year: The most hilarious dramabomb Nickycakes has ever seen.
#5 – HaRRo’s makecash.org
The first thing that should clue anyone in about this guy’s credibility is the name. Honestly dude, what retard still does the lowercase vowels thing. It makes you look like a 13 year old wannabe HaX0R script kid from 1996. Nickycakes is kinda scared he’s going to get punted off aim now. So anyway, if you have a website called “Make Cash”, at least post some information about that instead of just putting a bunch of affiliate links and summarizing other people’s posts. The real reason this idiot made the top 10 is because earlier this year, he actually stole the public domain source code for the iPhone unlock, paid someone to reprogram it, and tried to market it as his own, even getting a mention in Forbes.
#4 – Warrior Forum
Warrior forum claims to be “The #1 Internet Marketing Forum Since 1997″. They’re certainly #1, but it’s not for good internet marketing information. This forum sells more worthless ebooks to more worthless morons than any site on the net. Nickycakes would be willing to bet that not a single person has gotten rich off the information presented on this forum. Well, with one exception: plenty of people have probably gotten rich after observing a site like this and realizing how many gullible idiots there are to market worthless products like expensive ebooks to.
#3 – Blogrush
Blogrush will go down in history as one of the biggest failures of an internet marketing idea that was promoted by so many people considered to be authorities in the industry. The idea was clearly stolen directly from AdGridwork (actually a good service). The reason it got promoted so heavy is because it was created by John Reese, some guy who think’s he’s a guru in the industry and has a ton of lackeys like john chow and shoemoney giving him bj’s all the time because they think he’s god or something. Basically the idea was, you put this obtrusive widget on your website and based on the number of impressions you get, your website shows up in the widget on other people’s site. Well everyone smart decided to game the system and iframe it, send it tons of fake impressions with proxys or whatever to get free traffic, and the entire system failed. Nobody clicks on the stupid thing and it’s pretty much the biggest waste of space ever. Anyone running the thing on their website pretty much loses 95% of their potential credibility right off the bat. Better luck next time.
Digital Point could be accurately described as the largest collection of internet marketing asshats on the net. Just go check the forums out for a good laugh. In the adsense section you’ll find pages and pages of threads with titles like “I JUST HAD MY FIRST $1 DAY WITH ADSENSE, DETAILS ON HOW I DID IT INSIDE.” And the people really aren’t joking. There will be tons of replies by other equally retarded people asking how they did it, what niche they were using, things like “AWESOME WORK DUDE NOW TRY FOR $2 A DAY LOL.” The marketplace forum is full of scammers and idiots. God, the entire thing is just a big joke.
#1 – John Chow
And the #1 most worthless site for making money online is JohnChow.com. Never in Nickycakes’ entire life has he seen such idiocy. Yes, his blog is packed full of nothing. It’s literally impossible to find ANYTHING helpful on the site about making money online (which is supposed to be the topic of the blog). All he does is ask people to pay him to review their websites, and has one of his lackeys write the review. The rest of the posts are pictures of whatever garbage he had for lunch, or stupid youtube videos, car pictures, or guest posts. Some of the guest posts are the only things that could possibly be mistaken for actual online moneymaking information, but upon closer inspection, they’re absolute rubbish. Take this post for example. Arbitrage from a non-arbitrageur. Seriously, have you ever seen so much worthless information packed into one post? This guy is actually suggesting that you will be getting 1 cent clicks from facebook ads (he later changed the post in embarrassment after Nickycakes flamed his ass.) But it’s not just that the information he posts has no value, it’s that he has so many idiots following his every word. Seriously John, if you’re reading this, your blog is garbage.
Sphunn for many reasons, primarily a burning hatred of John Chow.
haha =)
HA! DigitalPoint #2… that’s a bit too high as far as I’m concerned.
Good post, I LOL’d.
This is hysterical. I love it!
OOh free not-nofollow links to craptacular sites
Hey you should lay off the ad hominum attacks ons #8 and #7, and address their blog and content — they stink!
i figured i wouldn’t nofollow it so the idiots can see the backlink in their wordpress console and come see what’s up
you missed the shoemonkey joke blog, but good point on john chow, dude is a total flamer.
Awesome post…next thing you need is a list of the top 10 douchebags that try and leverage off of the ‘success’ of these douchebags. Ill start:
http://www.chowmoney.com/
I almost cried when I saw this shit…
I actually think DP has some quality stuff, maybe 10% useful info, you just gotta dig it.
Everything else especially John Chow’s blog is right on the fucking money….LOL
Not to be superficial but john chow is considered one of the uglies Asian I’ve ever seen in my entire life. I don’t see how someone with his face and chinese take out ACCENT could ever represent the Asian community as an entrepreneur.
Even that Asian dude from youtube fixed himself up after receiving his $1023902.94 check.
those who say Digital Point has quality stuff must be retarded.
nick I think #1 worst site should be johncow.com
stupid blog, rehashing stuffs and trying to make it funny.
Good thing I got out a while back…. I am sure I would have made the list… lol
without pointing out the names, many in the charts only “talk the talk”, not “walk the talk”.
all they talk about is money making theory!
Yeeeessss… I can feel the hatred within you… strike me down, and your journey toward the Dark Side will be complete…
Seriously, great post!
Good show… I agree 10000% You are the man. Hate to see what John Chow ate yeasterday and is shitting today.
Agreed, ESPECIALLY on the makecash.org site… the dude is ridiculous!
Wicked… very funny, and so true.
Hilarious!
lmao thats the perfect list about time someone named and shamed the stupid freaks who dont have any usefull info on making peanuts
Hey really agree with u on this list, You must also include shitmonkey on this list.
Hey Nick,
Thanks for the award! I’m glad I made it with the big daddies.
I’ve sphunn the post for you
And oh. I’ll replace that picture soon enough so don’t worry.
Although this is funny, CHow must be doing something right to make nearly $30k a month
post this post on DP nick and watch the “$10 a day” or “my site is now PR 4″ guys burst into flame.
Oh bless you nickycakes, bless you! I thought I was going F-ing crazy reading these garbage sites and being told how great the info was and those DP asshats patting themselves and each other on the back for making a buck a day. Was I missing something?? I epecially hate $uper Affiliate Mindset. Brags about his wonderful lifestyle and expensive clothes with out ever sharing one shred of useful advise.
Keep it up dude!
Fuckin hilarious post. A bunch of blogs and forums of the blind leading the blind.
Great list. Had me laughing out loud as I approached #1. I love it when someone stands up and goes against the grain.
Thanks for the link Nick, and oh yeah, you’re a douche bag. A stinky used one at that. You’re only crying because you wish you were me.
Chowmoney
damn, dude no shoemoney. Easily top #5 worthless blog.
atta boy nicky, great fucking list
and you by far have the best blog goin right now
cheers
#7, You best not be dissing my boy An Wee. He’s just a younger, fatter, uglier version of John Chow. And when will the third Asian asshat blogger emerge?
Wee seems to spend alot of his time at Wickedfire, literally talking about nothing. Worse than anyone I’ve ever seen.
who the hell is chowmoney?
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Oh boy, another kickass post about retarded bloggers making big time…and how they deserved to be roasted. You should check out the top 100 or 200 list at 45n5.com and you’ll find more of them.
Wow. I haven’t even heard of a few of those sites and yet I don’t think I’m missing anything =]
From what I can tell there’s way too many “make money online” or “watch me brag about how much money i (don’t) make online and try to tell you things that make you think you can do the same” blogs on the interweb.
I love your candid approach; and you were “dead on” with your list. Especially your number one listing. The first time I went to that blog I was blown away at the arrogance of this f*$#ing guy! He gives ZERO value to the dumb asses who subscribe to his feed. However, I have now subscribed to your feed. Glad I came across your blog (thank you BZ).
Hey niky cakes Please contact me. I just bought a killer domain name and I wanna slap dp with it. I cannot tell you what it is right now..But please email me
dude my contact info is at the top of the page
So you’re afraid of Shoemoney? I clearly saw at least 10 people suggest him to you in the WF thread.
Pussy.
SuperAffiliateMindset is the worst. I followed that site for so long – until I actually tried the stuff! Anyone who recommends Napoleon Hill and visualization to help you sell stuff is a scammer.
@jeff. This is MY top 10, not wickedfire top 10. I think shoemoney makes shitty posts a lot, but he also makes some good ones once in a while unlike these guys, so I left him off. Just cause some homos on a forum suggested someone 10 times doesn’t mean they go on my list.
You made my top 10 flaming retards list though. Congrats, douchebag.
A grown man named “nickycakes” is calling me a douchebag? Nicky…Cakes? bwahahahahahaaaaa.
funny as hell post. I bet the DP guys are loving it.
douchebag . . . haha
They are just jealous
I laughed my ass off at the chowmoney site. Nice “top 10″ list to get traffic. However, we can’t take ourselves too seriously in this.
Man you’re on fire!
@robert: you don’t think im serious about john chow sucking? get a grip dude.
Hey chowmoney …………id take pleasure in guttin you boy
awesome blog nicky keep it real my brother
Chowmoney = Face for radio…not even a mother could ever love that face.
LOL @ pineapple head!